hopperthedragon:

Long ago, before our time, before Olympus and the Gods, Titans ruled the world. Lead by Kronos, a force so evil he devours his own children. But three of his sons escaped, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. They destroyed Kronos and banished his remains to the depths of Tartarus, but Kronos is fated to rise again to exact his vengeance on Olympus and the world. Only one half-blood child of the three eldest gods can defeat him. This child shall be our salvation or cause of our destruction. It all begins when two cousins scrapple for fleece, the son of the sea and the lightning thief.

pardonmyfeels:

summer

EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

xenon-xi:

me when someone mentions odin arrow and/or pedri nanezgani

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